Freda Ward

is a power-packed humorous, motivational, and inspirational  writer and speaker.

 

As an established writer, comedian,
speaker, and workshop leader,

Freda presents 45-120 customized minutes
of laugh-out-loud humor filled with
direction, wisdom, inspiration,
and your desire for more.

By using her straightforward, logical misunderstandings and
encouraging audience participation, she speaks from her
nine published books of humor and inspiration,
tailoring her words to motivate you to love and accept,
move forward, and rise above.

Call Freda

for a hilarious presentation to entertain
and educate you with words from
her nine published books.

She Really Is Funny

Have you heard her talk about

Memory

Moses broke the commandments;
couldn't remember where he put the pieces.
God had to write the commandments again.
In stone.


The Treadmill
Asks weight, age, sex, intentions.
Every day.
Can't remember what it learned yesterday.

Weight Loss

Lose five pounds while you listen,
get a tax write off,
Use Medicare to pay for weight loss medicine (chocolate).
Turn over in bed for a full-body workout.
Breathe 10 minutes, lose weight; breathe 24 hours...Wow!Start breathing and blinking now!

Freda has a different twist

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(it's clean)

Using a foundation of truth, as your speaker,
she helps you laugh, learn, and grow for

One Occasion, Weekend, Holiday,
Corporate Event, Conference,
Trade Show, Fundraiser, Awards Presentation,
or Annual Event.

What about the Gossip Fence?

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